This body of mine is the product of endless hours sitting on the couch with my lovely boyfriend Pana and my other boyfriend Nintendo. I'm disappointed that I've let myself go for the last couple of years. I'm sure we've all been in that "We've been dating for years now! He/she will still love me no matter what my body looks like!". Well it's time for change! 2009 is here and I'm ready to look like Zero suit Samus. Mmmm...blue spandex.
We went back to our personal trainer today and I'm feeling it. Sure I dreaded it practically all day but when I got there I felt energized and ready to kick ass! Too bad my fajita dinner wanted to kick ass too. It was after about 30 minutes into when i felt my dinner rise up my throat.
Totally disgusting.
It's really because my trainer made us do "The Superman". It's basically a move where you lay on your stomach, arms straight ahead of you and legs straight back. Then you lift (and by lift I mean flail) your arms and legs upwards. The end result makes you look literally like a reversed upside-down turtle. It gives you some killer thigh muscles.
Also, I'm now playing Castle Crashers with Mike (aka Mr. Fragginrights). I know, I know, it's been out for a while but seriously guys, buy it. With hilarious animations and fairly epic music, this one is FTW. Also go to your local Korean/ Asian grocer and pick up a bottle of lightly sweetend Barley tea. Personally I think it tastes like Sugar Smacks. Either way, it's pretty good for you.
Really the most painful part of working out is my bra, the Ennel. It's actually an $80 medieval torture device with 15 hook and eyes to suck up my titties and make me look like a woman on too many steriods. Seriously, it turns my DD's in B's.
Hey at least I jump down the stairs with dignity.
We went back to our personal trainer today and I'm feeling it. Sure I dreaded it practically all day but when I got there I felt energized and ready to kick ass! Too bad my fajita dinner wanted to kick ass too. It was after about 30 minutes into when i felt my dinner rise up my throat.
Totally disgusting.
It's really because my trainer made us do "The Superman". It's basically a move where you lay on your stomach, arms straight ahead of you and legs straight back. Then you lift (and by lift I mean flail) your arms and legs upwards. The end result makes you look literally like a reversed upside-down turtle. It gives you some killer thigh muscles.
Also, I'm now playing Castle Crashers with Mike (aka Mr. Fragginrights). I know, I know, it's been out for a while but seriously guys, buy it. With hilarious animations and fairly epic music, this one is FTW. Also go to your local Korean/ Asian grocer and pick up a bottle of lightly sweetend Barley tea. Personally I think it tastes like Sugar Smacks. Either way, it's pretty good for you.
Really the most painful part of working out is my bra, the Ennel. It's actually an $80 medieval torture device with 15 hook and eyes to suck up my titties and make me look like a woman on too many steriods. Seriously, it turns my DD's in B's.
Hey at least I jump down the stairs with dignity.
you know... two blog entries are better than one.
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